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Yet again I find myself sat on a Sunday morning excited for the 2009 Formula 1 Grand Prix from Germany, and yet again the schedulers at Fox TV have decided to bring their own twisted logic into play.

There are a few expected behaviours for television companies showing Formula One racing:

  1. Live is better than time delayed.
  2. If you want to schedule for a better “local” viewing time, then races start at 1pm.
  3. If you schedule a “local” time, also show the race live for the real fans!
  4. Don’t cut to commercials in the last third of the race.
  5. Don’t let the regular commentator talk over the motorsport specialists.
  6. Pre-race is important, show the pre-race walk of the grid.
  7. Post-race is important, show the interviews in full.

Unfortunately, I don’t think Fox got that memo.

Today’s German Grand Prix is showing at 3pm EST on Fox (Channel 5 for those with Cox Cable).  There was no live broadcast of the race, and they couldn’t even fit it in at a more reasonable start time of 1pm because they need to show a rerun of Monk!

So come on BBC Worldwide, pull yer finger out and get the iPlayer working for everyone.  I’d have paid to watch this morning’s race live via the BBC, and after a quick poll of both expats and American F1 fans I’m not the only one who’d shell out to alleviate the annoyance of Fox’s poor scheduling and badly timed commercial breaks.

50 MSPs (Members of the Scottish Parliament) snubbed the Queen by not attending her address to the Scottish Parliament to recognise and celebrate 10 years of devolution.  One of these wonderful characters, a Christine Grahame (Scottish Nationalist Party for Scotland South), stated she stayed away to work on email:

“I’m earning and working for my constituents far more than if I sit hypocritically in the chamber watching a monarch for an institution I do not support. – BBC News – MSP ’snubs’ Queen to read e-mails

What a wonderful thought, working so hard for you constituents.  Do you do that all the time, or just when it plays into your media positioning hands?

So why does this make me angry?  Easy, I’m British, I am three quarters English and a quarter Scottish (my father’s father was a Scot, everyone else was Sassenach). I grew up in England under the rule of the British Government, in the British Parliament, that ruled Great Britain.  Through a series of dealings with that amazing visionary Tony Blair and his brilliant New Labour government, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland all achieved devolution, and acquired their own parliaments, but somehow we failed to establish an English parliament.

Let me just repeat that, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland are granted their own parliaments, housed in state funded buildings, and stocked full of time wasters MPs, aides, secretaries, mandarins, and all the other essential servants of governance, who have their saleries paid by the state.  So my British taxes have gone to fund a tier of middle politician, not talented enough for the big national game, but playing competantly politely in their own league.  I am sure regional government is required, and that is why we have county and district councils spread across the whole of Great Britain, so why do we need this extra layer of tax payer funded tomfoolery? and if it is so vital for Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland how come it is not essential for England?

Overlooking this basic flaw in the plan, let us now look at this specific incident.  The monarch of the kingdom of which your country is a part comes to congratulate you on the 10th anniversary of the establishment of your own devolved waste of money parliament. This monarch is both your Queen, and the figurehead of the larger government that funds your job, your parliament, and your email server.

Now I believe in an old Scottish idiom “He who pays the piper calls the tune” and so Ms Grahame, SNP Scotland South, I’d say your choice is simple; either step down and fund yourself completely independently with no assistance, salary, office, email, or monies provided by Holyrood and its evil Sassenach tax funding, or show up when you’re called to attend parliament.

For those who are wondering, the Scottish Parliament at Holyrood cost more than 10 times its original £40m estimate and was completed three years late in 2004 for £431m.  The bill was paid by British taxpayers, and not just Scottish taxpayers, even the Scottish Parliament’s own auditor hit out at the poor use of public funds.

It looks like common sense has prevailed, with Max Mosely leaving the FIA and Formula 1 finding new stability.

This seems to be a very good lesson for the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei; When your choices are stick with a bad president and drive headlong toward splits within the country and the risk of civil war or alternatively ditch the unpopular president and make your position all the more secure by seeming to be accessible and understanding (even if you’re not) then even a hardline ruler like Berni Ecclestone can make the right decision after a week of protesting!

So now hopefully with the risk of a break-away series fading away we can focus on the horrific human rights violations, and mockery of free speech and democracy in Iran!

Formula 1 championship leader Brawn GP, Ferrari, McLaren, Renault, Toyota, BMW Sauber, Red Bull Racing and Toro Rosso have all decided enough is enough and have threatened to walk out and launch a new championship series in 2010.

So it looks like Max and Berni’s attempts to squeeze yet more money from the F1 golden goose may have back fired.

What will happen next?

This is almost more exciting than the races this season!  Is there time to get a new series set up by next year?  Will Berni come back to the table to renegotiate?  Will Max be sacrificed to try and save the crown jewels of motor sport?  I’m on the edge of my seat!

The High Courts have decided that bloggers have no right to anonymity.

I agree that in criminal cases it may be necessary to expose bloggers who have committed crimes, but when the legislation does nothing but expose a policeman trying to expose to the public the problems facing them in their every day job.

I’ve read Nightjack’s blog for a couple of years, and was shocked and concerned when it vanished.  I never read anything that seemed dangerous to police officers, or dangerous to the public.  I read many pieces that made me think of the problems facing front line officers.  His many “24 hours to solve the case” pieces were superb, and should be available today, but unfortunately due to his exposure the articles and the blog as a whole has been erased.

I hope the law makers realise that this decision gives security in one hand, but takes it away with the other.  Who will protect those that want to tell the truth?

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