Count TheSteps (a work in progress)

I was tidying up the laundry, When I caught him unawares, He was hanging from the rafters, The vampire under the stairs. Nobody knows how he got there, And nobody really cares, But it isn’t normal to be able to say, There’s a vampire under the stairs.


Do I believe in ghosts?

No. That was quick.  Well I used to, but then I started thinking about it.  I've had my time of thinking about different ways of explaining the inexplicable, and have bored many friends for hours with my somewhat haphazard theories about mental magnetism, Houdini, and spiritualism. To save yourself a similar journey I strongly suggest …

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